...what? Doctor Who edition!
Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
Saving the world with meals on wheels. You've swallowed a planet! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You've swallowed a planet! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
You've swallowed a planet! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful? '! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.
No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You hit me with a cricket bat. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
- You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
- I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.
- I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.
I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.
They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
- Saving the world with meals on wheels.
- I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
- The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.
You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You've swallowed a planet! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!
I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.
